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A Man Of God A man said to God: "God why do you made women so beautiful?" God answered: "so that you may love them" The man said again: "then why have you made them so dump?" God answered again: "Just to love you. |
| Two Friends There were two friends, Best of Friends if you like. So they had a quarrel, one of them Baba caught Bobo sleeping with his(Baba) girlfriends. They stopped talking to each other, infact they became enemies. Friends tried to reconcile them but to no avail. At a stage the friends got tired and backed off. On one occassion both of them met at a bridge,Bobo tired of all the shit said,"Hello Baba". Baba looked at him and sighed and walked away. Bobo angry and tired of the whole situation decided to end it, so he jumped into the river in an attempt to commit sucide. When Baba saw that he laughed cos he remebered Bobo can't swim, suddenly he remembered a myth that all those who died in the river goes to Heaven. He jumped into the river and rescued Bobo so that Bobo wont go to heaven if he dies in the river. |
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The Stupid Begger There was a begger who normally comes to the road side to beg for money pretending to be def and blind. Every one give generoursly to this begger. There comes a day that the begger came again to the raod side and every one did the same to him, some gave him 5 naira, 10 naira, 20 naira, and there was a man who saw this man a felt very sorry for him and gave him 500 naira note the begger looked at the money, and out of excitement he shouted oga thank you oooo!!!! |
| Lagbaja In America It is a great tragedy when lagbaja went to america to play for them the song we before me every Nigerian in america are on there sit watting for the most bata musician of nigeria ready to see him on stage, as lagbaja step in he say IKIRA every body anwer open you face !!! one guy rised and say HAY HAY HAY lagba ja called the guy to come and dance with him, as the guy step up to dance he just jump on lagbaja face to open his eye lagbaja disapered into the nigth up no one had of him untill he say (She be Nigger ni e oh bobo on se wan wuwa bi OYINBO oH) as oyinbo here what he said they just deport hom from new york to onlando Nigger she na depportation be that I no sabi o |
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Like Father Like Son A boy went to school to do his exams and lied to his father that he got 1st position. father:what did you get in your exams son. son:i got first. the father could not believe it so he went to the school to ask and they said he got 47th out of 45 people. father: so you lied to me and your owing the school two positions(the father floged him very welL) NEXT TERM The son came back from school again and lied again that he got first position, and this time in his class he got 49th out of 43 people. father:so you are owing the school 6 positions. The father floged him term after term and got tired. so the father went and bought a floging machine that dictects lies.But there is one thing that the father does not know it works without light. NEXT TERM father:what did you get this term son. son: first position(WIP)o.k! i took 48th positon(and light went)father: in my days i always i mean always carry first(WIP) |
| The Pope Must Hear This E get on e day on e guy de hammer him house girl for bed na him im come tell the girl say me i no know say na so u sweet, na him the girl answer Oga say house boy too dey talk am say me i sweet pass madam. Oga but house boy sweet pas u |
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The Cumputer Class There was this training class for new computer students. During the Lectures the Tutor introduced Computer to the class and went on to say, "The computer uses an operating system, the most common is DOS and WINDOWS". The students looked at each other in suprise. The lecturer went on, "We use the mouse and the keyboard to enter into the computer". Before he conluded his statement, one of the student raised up his hand and asked, "If a Computer has a window and a door, which of the two do the mouse pass through". |
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